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Pulp Haikus!

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Yes! This idea is totally that of Claire Gamble (which originated on the Bar Italia Message Board...thanks Steve..) and I just followed her lead..No part of these haiku's can be copied elsewhere unless permission is obtained via email. Enjoy!

Jarvis-ku (By Claire Gamble)

His spider-like limbs
Propel him across the stage
like a graceful stick.





Russell-ku (By Claire Gamble)

Russell had some good
sunglasses. But now he is
gone. We will miss him





Steve-ku (By PulpQueenie)

Steve used to have bad
raggedy-andy hair yeah!
but now he's sexy boy.





Candida-ku (By Claire Gamble)

Candida's plastic
ring'd fingers fly over the
Farfisa keys- YEAH!





Jarvis-ku (By PulpQueenie)

Sex-god in corduroy,
his lovely fingers are a
sight to behold yeah!





Mark-ku (By PulpQueenie)

Tiny Mark takes lil'
stabs at happiness and
loves the great Warhol.





Mark-ku (By Claire Gamble)

Dour little thing Mark
He plays guitar on "Disco"
And he has a good haircut.

(notice the "yeah!" pattern...)






Nick-ku (By Ian Clark)

Hits hard on the drums
and sends the crowd like wild fire
and has some children



Magnus Doyle-ku (By Ian Clark)

He has disappeared
and changed his name to God knows
and he joined the church



Simon Hinkler-ku (By Ian Clark)

Sense of direction
in the old band he was that
then to The Mission



Steven Havenhand-ku (By Ian Clark)

He played too quietly
and no one could hear the bass
so Genn replaced him


Contributions welcome!!